Now onto the stuff of horror flicks. Dolls are a commonly collected item, but this next guy on the list doesn’t have a living room full of beautified Barbies or cute little Cabbage Patch Kids. Venezuelan artist Etanis Gonzalez has lined his balcony railings with the heads and limbs of baby dolls that are even more terrifying than Chucky. The decapitated former playthings peer out at his neighbors 24/7, threatening to demonically possess their souls, or at least not let them sleep at night. According to Cracked, he got started with a few of his daughter’s dolls when she was younger, then figured his neighbors would love to hear about what the voices in his head were telling him to do. Some thought those voices were telling the owner of “The Balcony of a Thousand Heads” to worship Satan, but Gonzalez just calls it artistic expression.

Reuters published a photo of Gonzalez’s balcony in Caracas on Instagram, noting that he began his collection in 2011. He sources the evil-looking little things from various places. Some have obviously been resurrected from the trash, but most appear to have been taken right out of our worst nightmares. He used to personalize some of the heads with decorative stones, but was forced to quit the practice when Venezuela sank into an economic crisis and he was no longer able to afford them. Still, they’re terrifying enough — maybe more so — without that special touch.

This next collector can’t claim innocence as easily as Chen over in China. It’s actually a duo of collectors, but we’re pretty sure Bob Gibbins is a bit more into it than his very supportive wife Lizzie is. According to the Hereford Times, the Gibbins collect life-sized love dolls. We thought Etanis Gonzalez’s variation on the doll collecting theme was the creepiest, but that was before we met this interesting pair of Brits. They have spent over 100,000 British pounds on them, which in U.S. dollars amounts to way too much money spent on sex dolls, and their collection has grown to more than 240. (We say “their,” but it’s obvious Bob is running the show.)

According to The Sun, the Gibbins went on the British daytime show This Morning and no doubt lied their rear ends off. Lizzie claimed rather unconvincingly that she “doesn’t mind at all” the fact that she shares her home with hundreds of silicone women with mouths and legs that never close. Then Bob lied through the few teeth he’s got left to say that he doesn’t use the dolls for their intended purpose. The Gibbins apparently just take them out to dinner and the movies, maybe a bit of shopping here and there. You know, normal stuff. Normal love doll date stuff. Sure, Bob. Of course you don’t see them “that way.”